You must eat to survive.

dinner

A nice juicy client provides a good meal.  The more clients you have, the better you eat. 

How do you get your next meal? Do you actively hunt for your feast? Or do you wait for something to walk in front of you and ask to be eaten?

Are you a hunter?

Or are you a scavenger?

lion

vulture

Click if you are a Lion.

Click if you are a Vulture.


Which are you?

UniResMan will be attending the Adagio Opportunity Conference on July 12-16, 2008.  Check our sessions here.  Check the conference website here.

By reading this webpage you agree that you are not an animal.  By adhering to the practice of hunting and eating your clients you will be breaking numerous laws and generally be a little twisted.  This analogy is provided by UniResMan Software Inc. purely for marketing purposes.  We apologize if you are unable to identify with any of the the choices provided on this webpage.  You are of course welcome and encouraged to pretend that you are a lion, vulture or any other jungle animal such as hyenas or rhinoceroses, but please, do not eat anyone.

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